Dear Diet,

I have been reminiscing about all of the time we have spent together over the years.  We’ve have had our ups and we’ve had our downs.

This year, I must tell you, I am making a change.  I have not been happy with the way things have been going in our relationship.  I will have upper hand.  You have discouraged me for long enough.  It is my turn to be beautiful.

I am assembling my arsenal and planning my strategy.  I have brought in the big guns and I’m warming up to do some major ass kicking.

I will win by losing!

Goodbye big ‘ol butt and plus-size clothing!  Victory is mine!

Daisy