Curly hair – check. Rock Star – check. Famous – uh? Singing Talent – well? Songwriting – eh. Male – oops?

So what would it take to be part of the Jonas Brouthers? I suppose genetics might be my first downfall. Not to mention I’m a girl who can’t sing and is much older than the trio. Hmmm…a girl can dream can’t she?

Their franchise has already raked in upwards of $50 million from touring, album sales and merchandise.  Whichever one just turned 21 bought himself a lamborghini for his birthday, a mere $200K.

So, what would it be like to be a Jonas brother and how do I sign up?   For now I can only dream that for the rest of my life, I could choose what I wanted to do each day instead of planning my life around my job.  Sure, they may be history in a few years,  they are getting older than the demographic they play to, but from the amount of money they have made, would they ever have to work again?

I’m sure they have a few years in them left, another disney movie, some spinoff projects and maybe even a clothing line, cologne or two or three, hair gel perhaps?