The answer is…..(drumroll please)….one, the one that drives to Wal-Mart to buy light bulbs and screw them in so that I can see when I pee. A whopping total of $2.31 and ten minutes of my time. Guess what geniuses? I bought a 4-pack! Brilliant.

Seriously people? I do not have a company credit card. I am not responsible for maintenance. I do like to use the restroom but light, as well as toilet paper, soap, and paper towels are kinda essential products. After three days and two managers knowing there was a light bulb shortage, it was time to take action.

Our office has three bathrooms, a men’s, a women’s and a unisex bathroom. The unisex bathroom is directly across from my office and is the one that had both light bulbs burned out. No windows = total darkness and I’m not peeing with the door open. I’m sure my coworkers thank me. I have to draw the line somewhere. To further complicate; the office has a ratio of 10 to 1 females to males; therefore, the woman’s restroom is always busy and it is on the other side of the office.

Something so stupid, yet so frustrating. I did my good deed for the week, now we can all see while we pee!!!!

I’m typing this post on my new Wordpress for Blackberry App and I’m unbelievably excited! I’ve been trying to figure out.a way to post to my blog easily and the so-called “solutions” were just giving me a headache. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Awwwww….and it actually works!!!! Woohoo!!!!

Dear Diet,

I have been reminiscing about all of the time we have spent together over the years.  We’ve have had our ups and we’ve had our downs.

This year, I must tell you, I am making a change.  I have not been happy with the way things have been going in our relationship.  I will have upper hand.  You have discouraged me for long enough.  It is my turn to be beautiful.

I am assembling my arsenal and planning my strategy.  I have brought in the big guns and I’m warming up to do some major ass kicking.

I will win by losing!

Goodbye big ‘ol butt and plus-size clothing!  Victory is mine!

Daisy